What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 12:33

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.